AUTUMN, you are an important part of this
team and we are sad to see you move on to bigger and better things. However, after
careful consideration we are prepared to offer you an
UNRESISTABLE OFFER.
We are prepared to offer you a salary of
$1,000,000,420.99
Please click the button below to claim your offer.
* Offer valid for exactly nobody. Terms, conditions, and reflexes apply.